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ii bo liao so post a few jokes over here.. loL enjoy
(they r taken frm somewher else) >.<




Joke 1

Here's how a dad answer his boy...

"Daddy? How did I come into this world?"
"Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you anyway."
"So why not today? Please!"
"OK, but listen carefully."
"Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe. In the restrooms of that cyber cafe,dad connected to mom.
Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick.
When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall.
Since it was too late to cancel or delete,
nine months later we ended up with a virus."

Joke 2

A chinese lady on holidays in London goes to the bank to change some Hong Kong Dollars into pounds.
She asks what the exchange rate is and the teller says "HK$12.50 for 1 british pound" so she goes ahead and changes some money.
The next day she needs some more pounds and goes back to the bank.
This time the teller says "HK$13.00 for 1 british pound"
The chinese lady says "What's going on? Yesterday it was only $12.50 and now today it's $13.00???"
The snotty british teller says "Fluctuations"
The chinese lady replies "Well f*#$ you caucasions too then!"

Joke 3

A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the sidewalk.
"What are they doing, Grandma?" asked the little girl.
The grandmother was embarrassed, so she said, "The dog on top has hurt his paw, and the one underneath is carrying him to the doctor."
"They're just like people, aren't they Grandma?" said the little one.
"How do you mean?" asked the Grandma.
"Offer someone a helping hand," said the little girl, "and they screw you everytime!"



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